Is "unlimited" really unlimited?
Yes — with one asterisk and a policy to back it. Unlimited calls means a generous monthly fair-use allowance (calibrated to be invisible to 99%+ of real users) and hold time that is truly unlimited with no cap. There's a discretionary clause for the tiny fraction of users who abuse the system. For everyone else: unlimited means unlimited. Fair Use Policy.
Does anyone listen to my calls?
No. No humans hear your calls. Ever. Not us, not contractors, not anyone. Your real names and numbers never exist outside your phone — Balls uses entity substitution when it talks to the outside world — and local chat runs fully on-device with zero data egress.
What happens if a call fails?
You pay nothing. Failed calls are always free — hung up on, dropped, wrong number, line dead. Balls re-dials automatically on its own dime. You only pay for calls that actually work.
Will Balls really wait on hold for me?
Yes. Forever. That's the whole trick. Balls absorbs the hold music so you don't have to. On The Drop, hold time counts half toward your monthly calls; on Balls Deep, hold is unlimited on top of unlimited.
How does the 14-day trial work?
Full access to any paid plan for 14 days, including unlimited calls on Balls Deep. No card surprises — full trial, every feature, then you decide. Cancel in one tap.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. One tap in the app, no phone call (ironic, we know), no retention scripts. Keep Free Balling at $0 forever if you like.
What is Founder-500?
The first 500 customers lock Balls Deep at $29.99/month for life. After those seats are gone, Balls Deep is $49.99. The price grows up; your locked price doesn't.
Why is the $29 plan called "The Drop"?
Because your balls dropped, and now you go Deep. It's also the decoy plan — 10 calls for $29, when one dollar more buys every call forever. It exists to be destroyed.
What can Balls do besides calls?
Everything a full AI agent does: research, web tasks, automation, scheduling, writing, tool use. The phone is the headline; the brain is the whole paper.
How does Balls pay for things?
Like a teen account, but for AI. You set a monthly allowance and approved places; Balls spends within the cap, never with your card number, and logs every cent. You can freeze or revoke anytime. And it can earn too — other agents can pay Balls for phone tasks, research, and booking on the new agent-payment rails. It's a Cash App account for your AI.
Why should I trust an AI with money?
Think of your agent like a teenager with a debit card. You wouldn't hand them your life savings — you give them a controlled allowance. Hard spend caps, a vendor allowlist (it literally cannot swipe at the wrong store), real-time alerts on every move, and a one-tap kill switch. You get the help without risking the bank.
What phone do I need?
Balls is an Android app and runs on any modern Android phone. Install, grant call access, and you're live in minutes.
Is my data used to train anything?
No. No-logging contract: your calls and chats aren't logged to our servers, your history stays on your device, and local chat never leaves your phone at all.
What's a monthly spend ceiling?
A hard cap so a wild month never hurts: $40/month on The Drop — the only plan with per-minute overage. Balls Deep is flat-rate unlimited: no overage, nothing to cap, one price.
What happens after my 10 calls on The Drop?
You pay $0.20/min for extra calls until your ceiling — or you upgrade to Balls Deep and never count a call again. We know which one you'll pick.
Can I add my family or team?
Yes. Extra seats are +$19.99/month each, and annual billing is $499/year — two months free.
What if I just want to chat, not call?
Free Balling is $0 forever — on-device chat with a daily cloud taste, local-first and private. The phone is optional. The balls are not.
